Unforeseen Ingenuity

Monday, June 19, 2006

Hey you. Hey.

One would think that I'd write blogs more often since it's summer and all. Oh well.

So as we all know, nothing happened on 6/6/06, which sucks. Lazy ass satan couldn't step away from his cushy red throne for just ONE DAY to mark the occasion, now could he? What a jerk, letting us all down like that. That's true evil at work right there.

Since summer began, I've actually left the house just about every day. I even went to Disneyland once already! Speaking of, I'm currently listening to KROQ via internet broadcast to try my luck at some amazing tickets to the WORLD PREMIERE of Pirates of the Caribbean two. It's straight up IN Disneyland yo, and there's going to be a whole red carpet event and afterparty. Basically it's the biggest pirate shindig to ever hit this earth, and you can only get in if you were in the movie, family or friends of the stars, invited by Disneyland or media. Now I know I've already been lucky enough to win tickets to a super secret disneyland party on the radio, but come on. Who wouldn't want to go to this?

Other plans for summer:

*NOT vegas. Basically because I'm 15. It's understandable I guess, but it still sucks.

*Birthday things. No idea what yet.

*Behind the wheel drivers training twice.

*Maybe going to the beach if SOME people stop going to Mexico and sit still already.

and of course other crap, but I'm tired of writing lists.

Basically July needs to hurry it up. Nothing happens in June because no one likes it. Go die June.

Monday, June 05, 2006

Apocalypse? Sounds good.

Yes yes, lots of speculation on "6/6/06" being tomorrow. I've been waiting for it since back in 04 when I noticed the pattern in the years. Frankly, after waiting like TWO years (not to mention wanting to witness something biblical always, no matter how not-religious I am) something must happen. MUST. I've waited my turn, so lets see some fire!

Other than that, summer. Yeah. I'm trying to inch my way in on this Las Vegas deal my family's planning. I didn't want to go at first (hi, nothing to do for a dang 15 year old), but I'd rather sit in a fancy hotel than sit in a...not-fancy, not-hotel. Dig? Yeah.

And what's up with yearbooks? I love how people you don't know/like will ask you if they can sign yours. Pshh creepy. Also, I hate it when people with cheap parents ask to "see" your yearbook, but then hold it, look up alllllll their lame friends, and get all aggressive when you ask for it back. What IS that? Get cho own poor kid.

Finally, I hated this year. Too many annoying stupid classmates. Now I see where these drop out numbers are coming from. At least I'm a total genious.